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Request 11-0463 · class I · returned complete


REQUEST SLIP
Reading Services, Public Counter
Form Q/1, revision 12
Request 11-0463. Received: click 21, galaxal 884.

Name of requester: Nirras
Date: click 21, galaxal 884

Class requested, tick one: I ☐ · II ☐ · III ☒ · IV ☐

Describe what you are asking for. Use the back of the sheet if you need it.

I want to know how long one Elysheim is. In clicks, or in ticks, or in anything at all I can count on my fingers and multiply.

My agreement is for a term of one Elysheim. It says so on the front of it and it says so again in the schedule at the back, so it is not one person's pen slipping. I have had the rooms eleven years. In eleven years I have never once needed to know what the word meant and now I do.

It is the floor. There was a leak above the window before my time and it was properly mended, and I want to say that plainly because the mending is not the trouble and the man who did it did it well. But the boards under it went soft and they have stayed soft, and one of them has begun to give at the edge where the light comes in, and I have caught my heel in it twice. A joiner came and looked. He will lift the bay and lay it new for four hundred and ten, and half of that again if he has to take the skirting up, and he will have to take the skirting up, and he told me so himself before I asked.

That is a great deal of money in this house. I will spend it if I am going to be standing on it for a long time. If I am not going to be, I will put a rug over it and stop looking at it, and I will be perfectly all right. That is the whole of the question.

I am not asking anybody how long I am allowed to I am not asking to be told how long I may stay. That is between me and the letting office and I know it, and it is not what I have come here for. I only want to know how long the word is.

The letting office sent me here. The woman there was kind about it and read the clause back to me twice, which I could have done for myself, and then she said the schedule the word sits on is not theirs and gave me your street. I have copied the citation out of the back of my agreement exactly as it is printed, because I was told at your door that the copying out matters here and that I should not paraphrase it.

Schedule of Standard Intervals, being section 3 of the founding charter.

If it runs to more than one sheet I will pay for the sheets.

Nirras


COUNTER RETURN
Reading Services, Public Counter
Form R/1, revision 14
Request 11-0463. Received: click 21, galaxal 884. Returned: click 21, galaxal 884, within the tick of receipt.
Service standard for class I: same tick. Standard met.

The request as filed is marked class III. Class is assigned on what is requested and not on how the request is marked. A search is the identification of documents the requester has not cited. The requester has cited the document by name and by section, correctly, and the document is published and stands at this counter. Production of a schedule cited by the requester is class I. The request is classed I. Class I carries no charge and no charge is raised.

Match in this repository is by description. The description supplied is sufficient. It was copied by the requester from the citation in her own agreement and no further description was required, and none was requested.

Two items answer the description supplied and both are enclosed.

The first is one sheet, printed both sides, reading copy, public counter file, sound in the body and creased along the vertical centre from folding at the counter, legible throughout. It is the Schedule of Standard Intervals, being section 3 of the founding charter as amended, at revision 43. The deposited original of each revision is held in the Standards Directorate fonds, arranged by revision, thereunder by date of publication, 1.1 linear at last inventory, sound. A copy of the deposited original is class II and is charged by the sheet. The reading copy is produced at the counter and is not charged, because the reading copy is what class I produces.

The second is one sheet, printed one side, reading copy, public counter file, sound. It records the amendments to the first, at every revision, and is produced with the first because the first is not legible as a current document without it.

Both are produced complete. This office does not produce a cell. It produces the document the cell is in.

The request asks for the length of the interval. The repository holds the schedule on which the interval is listed. The schedule is produced in full. The column is present.

The interval named in the request stands at row 7 of the schedule. The row is correct at revision 43 and has been correct at every revision. The realm column carries an entry at row 7. The length column at row 7 reads as it has read since the founding charter, and the table of amendments is enclosed, against which that reading may be checked at any revision back to the first.

The schedule is revised on determination. No determination is outstanding.

The procedure by which an entry is made in the length column is the procedure by which any entry is made in the schedule. An office requiring an interval for conversion certifies the requirement to the Standards Directorate; the Directorate determines the length; the determination is published as an amendment and the revision number advances. The procedure carries no restriction and is set out at the foot of the enclosed table of amendments. It has not been invoked at row 7 or at row 8.

The request states a purpose. This repository does not hold the requester's agreement and does not hold agreements. Documents of that class are held by the letting office of record, which refers enquiries as to the meaning of a chartered interval to the Standards Directorate, which refers enquiries as to the length of a chartered interval to the schedule on which the interval is listed. The schedule is enclosed.


ENCLOSURE 1
SCHEDULE OF STANDARD INTERVALS
Standards Directorate
Section 3 of the founding charter, as amended
SD 4/1/43. Revision 43, published click 6, galaxal 879.
Reading copy, public counter, one sheet printed both sides. No removal.

The intervals of the Standard are eight. An interval against which a length is stated is in use. An interval against which no length is stated is chartered and is not in use. Intervals are set down in ascending order of length, and intervals against which no length is stated are set down after those against which a length is stated, in the order of the charter.

RowIntervalRealmLength
1Grainone swing of the standing count, Standards Directorate; the base
2Flick72.000000 grains
3Tick20.000000 flicks
4Momenta50.000114 ticks
5Click14.599967 momenta
6Galaxal228.000000 clicks
7ElysheimElysheimnot yet required
8Kelmnot yet required

Where a length is stated it is stated against the interval next below, save at row 1. Conversions between intervals that are not adjacent are computed and are not tabulated.

This schedule is cited by name and by revision. A citation that does not give a revision cites the revision current at the date of the citing document.

Distribution: all offices holding a value keyed to any interval in this schedule; Standing Regulations Office, file copy; public reading rooms, one reading copy at each counter, no removal.


ENCLOSURE 2
SCHEDULE OF STANDARD INTERVALS: TABLE OF AMENDMENTS
Standards Directorate
SD 4/2/1. Revisions 1 to 43, as at revision 43.
Reading copy, public counter, one sheet printed one side. No removal.

RevisionPublishedAmendment
4click 31, galaxal 703Rows set down in ascending order of length. No length amended.
9click 118, galaxal 744Length at row 5 restated under Standing Order Six on closure of designation 12-880.
14click 60, galaxal 771Row 1 restated. The standing count relocated within the Directorate; the swing unaltered.
19click 3, galaxal 796Column "Realm" inserted. One entry made, at row 7.
22click 145, galaxal 803Length at row 6 restated under Standing Order Six on closure of designation 44-207.
28click 9, galaxal 822Heading at row 8 corrected.
33click 77, galaxal 840Lengths at rows 2, 3 and 6 republished without amendment, the reference having been confirmed active.
38click 52, galaxal 861Length at row 4 restated under Standing Order Six on closure of designation 66-041. Length at row 5 restated in the same proportion, being derived from it.
43click 6, galaxal 879Length at row 5 restated under Standing Order Six on closure of designation 90-315. Objection period closed with nothing filed.

Revisions not set out above are typographic and are listed in full in the reading copy. Rows 7 and 8 are unamended at every revision.

Standing Order Six, reproduced here as it is reproduced on every amendment made under it:

Any Standard value keyed to the period, mass, or extent of a designation that receives the Concluded flag shall be rebased against an active reference within one galaxal of the closure date. Every value derived from it, at any remove, shall be restated and republished before the rebasing takes effect. A value not rebased within the period lapses and may not be relied upon.

An entry is made in the length column on determination by this Directorate, on the certified requirement of an office needing the interval for conversion. The certificate is a published form, is obtainable at any counter, and carries no fee.


COUNTER NOTE
Reading Services, Public Counter
Request 11-0463.

Class I carries no charge. No fee was raised and no receipt was issued. The sum offered at the counter was declined, there being no basis on which it could be taken, and it is not recorded as a payment.

Both items were produced at the counter, read at the counter, and returned to the counter file within the tick. No copy was requested. A copy of either item is class II and is charged by the sheet at the rate posted beside the counter, and the rate was posted on the date of filing.

The requester asked at the counter whether the schedule is amended often. The current revision number and its date of publication were given from the head of the sheet. Nothing further was recorded as a request.


Holding cited: SD 4/1/43; SD 4/2/1.

Extent and condition: two sheets, reading copies, public counter file. One sheet printed both sides, creased along the vertical centre, legible throughout. One sheet printed one side, sound. 0.002 linear at last inventory. The deposited originals are separately described.

Access: no restriction applies to either item. Neither item carries the value requested. These are separate statements and both are current.

Requests in class not assigned: 4,121
Found in collection at last inventory: 61

This description is of the holding. It is not a copy of the holding.
This finding aid describes the holdings of the repository. It does not describe the repository.

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